A
day in DePalm-adise on the Natural Pool Jeep Adventure (pt. 4)
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| Goats! |
While taking a break from the rough side of Aruba,
where we make our way in and away from the coast, we head through what is called
the “mondi.” Mondi is described as the tropical/desert-like vegetation in parts of Aruba that aren’t highly populated
by people, but rather assortments of cacti, Divi Divi trees, weeds… goats,
donkeys - you know, the usual. The goats on the island are not wild, but they
are brewed for stew (an Aruban delicacy). Don’t worry; Winnie the Pooh’s friend
Eeyore is safe and sound. Donkeys were originally brought over by the Spaniards
500 years ago to support their means of transportation, but they have since
been rescued and housed at the local donkey sanctuary since 1997.
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| In the mondi |
Everything is so colorful and spacious out here,
especially the Aruban cunucu (coo-noo-coo) (meaning “country”) houses that are
coated with shades of salmon and mustard topped with a splash of boysenberry
tint on the roof and jade-colored doors with sticks of purple bougainvillea flowering around
the house. I spot a shack up ahead that’s called “Your Lucky Bet,” any guesses?
A lottery hut. Yes, in the middle of nowhere – they have to have something to do out here. And right next
to it is a mini-supermarket called Wing Wei Woo – I find it hard not to giggle
at the name, but nice alliteration nonetheless.
Getting rather used to the smooth ride alongside the countryside, I’ve thought too soon… The
asphalt road turns from an ashtray grey to a dirt fusion of pumpkin orange and
otter brown. The jagged coastline draws nearer, where I am welcomed with a faint
misty spray from the crash of the Caribbean Sea alongside the rocks forming a
blowhole.
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| Saltwater kisses from the blowhole |
Refreshing nonetheless, I feel like I am in the cool-off zone under a
misting tent at an amusement park. Surprised that the last leg of the journey
is not as brutal as I had anticipated, I am able to ease back into my seat. I guess
I forgot that “off-roading” in Aruba doesn’t only mean rough and tough, just
that there is no road period. Pieces of limestone that peek up from the ground catch
the Sun’s rays, glistening as it reflects, portraying as though we
are on an ice rink where the Range Rovers serve as our skates. The majority of
the trip was confined to some kind of path, where now the lane of dirt road is more
than six cars wide. Picking up more and more speed, it feels as though we are
gliding across the Mario Kart themed level of Cheep Cheep Island.
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| Ice skating rink on land |
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| Cheep Cheep Island |
Alas, we have made it to the, as I like to call it,
Natural (not so anymore) Bridge. Made out of coral limestone and having stood
at more than 23 feet above sea level with a length of over 100 feet, the bridge
collapsed in 2005 from an unknown cause. “Nothing lasts forever,” Rocky
jokingly mourns. “But don’t worry. We’re not going to bring you here for a
broken bridge.” Two of six natural bridges on the island, we also caught a
glimpse of the Baby Natural Bridge (how original).
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| The Natural (not so anymore) Bridge |
Seeing all this water makes
me have to go to the bathroom; luckily I brought 50 cents with me, as the
tourist trap charges per use – genius. Inside there is a batido stand, or a fruit shake bar, that quenches anyone’s thirst
on a hot day such as today, like every
day in Aruba. I go for the double banana and strawberry shake that eliminates
the need for milk or sugar. Natural, healthy, and self-sufficiently sweet, the
batido lady looks at me and says, “I have been serving batidos for over 14
years, so you can imagine the variety of fruit combinations I’ve been asked to
blend. But never have I been asked
for a banana, banana, and strawberry shake.” Try it. You won’t ask for any
other wild, tropical, this, that, and the other combination.
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| The Baby Natural Bridge |
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| Wish Garden |
We pack back into the jeeps towards the Alto Vista
Chapel, our next stop. Along the way I spot a display of stones towered on top
of each other, as if people were playing Parker Bros. game of Jenga. This arrangement
of rocks that spreads wide along the coast is known as the Wish Garden, where
people stack rocks on top of each other and make one wish per rock. Rocky starts
in on the history – “You have to place six rocks on top of each other and make a
little wish for each. After placing a seventh rock on the sixth, one makes
their biggest wish or desire before putting a $20 bill under the stack. If you
leave it there for 20 minutes and come back to find the bill gone, your wish
will come true. Who wants to try it?” Rocky laughs. The Wish Garden was
actually a myth started by tourists taken from the fishermen’s tactic of
stacking rocks to mark their fishing spots.
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| So if I buy the rosary necklace, do chips come with it? |
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| Alto Vista Chapel |
Like a lizard picking up speed and running on its hind
legs, so are we; fishtailing it to our next stop. Rocky is sure to embrace the
experience even more when he swoops alongside the dirt hills, where I feel like
Tony Hawk on a skateboard winding from ramp to ramp. We make it to Alto Vista
Chapel, the first chapel on Aruba. A truck is parked outside with its back
open. An interesting display of an assortment of beaded bracelets and rosary
necklaces are complemented with Cheetos, Fritos, and Doritos… how enticing. Even
more enticing is the boa constrictor I see laying upside down, as if he were
surrendering. “Hungry much?” Rocky asks. These boas are not native to the
island. Rather they were brought in from boats that transport fruits and
vegetables from South America years ago. Everyone and their mother’s duty are
to play bounty hunter when they see these heavy-bodied and patterned snakes
because they are feeding off our indigenous animals.
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| Lunch |
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| The California Lighthouse |
Making it to our last stop of the day, the
California Lighthouse, everyone looks exhausted. Talk about hair like Tina
Turner – more like James Brown’s mug shot from 2004. The sprinkle of saltwater
kisses that’s masked any revealing skin was instantly coated with dirt from the
dust clouds while off-roading. The California Lighthouse was named after the
California steamboat that crashed off the north coast of Aruba during its
travels from Liverpool to Venezuela in 1892. As we secure ourselves back into
the Range Rovers, we head towards the hotels to drop off all 16 (everyone is
still on board) guests. What a day, what a journey. Ready to jump in the shower
and rinse off the sun, sea, salt, and sand that’s caked on my arms, legs, and
face, the guaranteed adrenaline-pumping tour was a mission accomplished. Thanks
for experiencing it with me!
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| Brianna Brown after the Natural Pool Jeep Adventure |
Stay tuned for next week’s “A Day in DePalm-adise,”
where I’ll be taking you underwater on a submarine adventure.